I Need Suggestions- A Catchphrase Contest

Ok. The blog needs a catch phrase. Something that sums up my knitting "style" in as few words as possible.

So here's what I know about my style:

• Garter stitch is da bomb.
• I can't be bothered with provisional cast ons or grafting.
• Seamless is the only construction technique that matters.
• Dishcloths are the new black.
• Sometimes real knitters do stick with scarves.
  

Now how do I combine all that into a catchy one-liner to put under my blog title?

Here's my plan. Suggest something. I'll make a poll. Readers vote. Winner gets $25 gift certificate to Knit Picks or The Loopy Ewe (winner's choice.)

Da Rulz:

1. Leave your suggestion in the comment box by midnight July 12th (CST.)
2. Voting will begin July 13th and continue through July 20th.
3. Winner announced July 21st.